BLACK BARS
instant anonymity

Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted attention. It is possible this product will make you appear ridiculous. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants may be required (check local city ordinances). Keep Black Bars away from Children and humorless adults. Learn More

FUZZ
the crime scene scarf

Create your own crime scene with this extra-long, extra cozy knit scarf. Fuzz is acrylic with a touch of spandex for extra oomph. It's just shy of five feet long; and it's packed all rolled up in a clear drum for handy display. Learn More

BATTERFINGER
a handy little spatula

Uh, oh. Have you been caught sticking your finger into that irresistible cake batter again? Next time, don't gross everyone out - use your BatterFinger instead! Learn More

TO-DO TATTOO
the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory

Here's a tongue-in-cheek tribute to anyone who's ever scribbled a reminder on their hand or wrist. Err, that would be about everybody, right?

Our To-Do Tattoo kit includes 12 graphic "To Do" forms that you can apply to your body wherever it's most convenient (or creative) and a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen. Learn More

LATAZ

Say you love us. Say it with this funky 1.5 x 2.5 temporary tattoo. Learn More

TINSEL TAPE
make your boxes sparkle

What’s silver-y, tinsel-y, garland-y, and an elf’s best friend? Why our new Tinsel Tape from Atypyk Paris. It’s 75 feet long, 1 7/8” wide, super clear, super sticky, and equipped with a handy reusable dispenser. So...ready, set, tape! Learn More