BORROW MY PEN
pens guaranteed to leave an impression

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this sub-versive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Learn More

TO-DO TATTOO
the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory

Here's a tongue-in-cheek tribute to anyone who's ever scribbled a reminder on their hand or wrist. Err, that would be about everybody, right?

Our To-Do Tattoo kit includes 12 graphic "To Do" forms that you can apply to your body wherever it's most convenient (or creative) and a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen. Learn More

Everybody lies. If they say they don't, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn't whether to lie, it's how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. You'll never contemplate the honest route again!
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There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Target your opponent's looks, age, intelligence, character, or other sensitive attributes, because you'll be prepared with the appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback for any situation.
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Knock Knock’s Door Knob Messaging provides an open-and-shut solution for communication in the office. These sturdy, double-sided door knob hangers relay bold, colorful messages that won’t be missed—with a sly dash of humor to boot. Whether you’re “Out to lunch” or “Gone for the day,” why say it when you can hang it? Learn More

Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These utilitarian folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free are useful checkboxes and space for interior notation. Go forth and file! Learn More

Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is space for interior notation. Go forth and file! Learn More