Hacked USB Flash Drive
the OH! *#% flash drive

Holy crap-- somebody just went and TORE MY FREAKING USB CABLE IN HALF while it was still attached to my laptop! No -- wait -- sorry. That's just my USB flash drive. My bad. Never mind. Learn More

Feet First: San Francisco Manhole Mats
street style for your home

Manhole Mats are clever visual puns. They're great graphic designs. They're reproductions of some of the world's great manhole covers. They're 24 inches diameter, nylon flocked, super durable, indoor/outdoor floor mats. Street style for your home!

FEET FIRST mats are made from 100% recycled truck tires with durable nylon flocking, usable indoors or out, washable, durable, and endearing. Learn More

POUND
wood you like a snack?

Turn your party into a hard hat zone with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your cheese cubes and “manning up” your martini. The finishing touch is our wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base.
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COOL SHOOTERS
the fill and chill shot glass mold

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite sip! Learn More

TO-DO TATTOO
the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory

Here's a tongue-in-cheek tribute to anyone who's ever scribbled a reminder on their hand or wrist. Err, that would be about everybody, right?

Our To-Do Tattoo kit includes 12 graphic "To Do" forms that you can apply to your body wherever it's most convenient (or creative) and a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen. Learn More

CITRUS SIPPERS
a refreshing straw and ice-cube combo

It's a tropical straw with a frozen twist! Fill the citrus slices with water (add a dash of lemon or lime for some extra zip) and freeze. Drop one into your Mai Tai and take a sip - feel those balmy beach breezes? Learn More

Have you ever wondered why a person said a certain thing, did a certain action, or just is plain annoying? Wonder no more! Just place the pointer on an emotional characteristic and you will be diagnosing your friends and family members in no time!
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Some new parents complain that the birth of their bundle of joy results in a commensurate drop in brain cells. While it’s probably overload rather than decreased IQ, the fact remains that any reminders are helpful. With this list, you’ll even remember your brain. Learn More

For your Apartment Complex, Office Parking Spaces, or any Shopping Center...These will come in handy!

When space is limited, unnecessary selfishness ensues. Now you can communicate with your fellow drivers by placing Parking Citations on their windshields-the next time they park, they'll think twice. Handy glove-compartment size! Diplomatically anonymous! Learn More