The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs (Hardcover)

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. The world’s worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? Learn More

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Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is space for interior notation. Go forth and file! Learn More

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