CALF & HALF
the udderly irresistible creamer

Generally speaking cows are more comfy in the barn than at the table, but Calf & Half is a perfect house guest. She's always in a good mooooooooood, an you will be too when you pour from this playful little pitcher. A gentle reminder of where our cream really comes from. Learn More

EQUAL MEASURE
kitchen measurements in a whole new light

Do you want to measure stuff the old-fashioned way or would you prefer to view your measurements in a surprising new light? Fred says, go for it - next time you make brownies, use a tyrannosaur's brain of flour, or sugar equal to the water in a cumulus cloud the size of the bus.

Equal Measure is half measuring cup, half laboratory beaker, and all fun. And don't worry, we included ounces, milliliters, and cups on the scale too! 2 1/2-cup capacity, heat-resistant, dishwasher-safe borosilicate glass, individually gift-boxed. Learn More

COOL JEWELS
the dazzling diamond ice cube tray

Dahling...everyone knows that ice cubes are a girl's best friend! Just fill this food-grade flexi ice tray with water or any kind of juice, and freeze. Then pop out the three-dimensional Cool Jewels and bling out your beverage! Freeze up a batch for your next party and spread the wealth! Learn More

BLACK BARS
instant anonymity

Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted attention. It is possible this product will make you appear ridiculous. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants may be required (check local city ordinances). Keep Black Bars away from Children and humorless adults. Learn More

CHOPSTICK KIDS
chinese with ease

Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone. You could practice for a few more years or you could just call the Chopstick Kids for help.

These soft, washable, food-safe hinges really keep your chopsticks in line and add an element of fun to the dining experience. And they're not just for kids either - We use ours all the time! Learn More

FUZZ
the crime scene scarf

Create your own crime scene with this extra-long, extra cozy knit scarf. Fuzz is acrylic with a touch of spandex for extra oomph. It's just shy of five feet long; and it's packed all rolled up in a clear drum for handy display. Learn More

SNACK & STACK
take along utensils

The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement. Learn More

BATTERFINGER
a handy little spatula

Uh, oh. Have you been caught sticking your finger into that irresistible cake batter again? Next time, don't gross everyone out - use your BatterFinger instead! Learn More

CLUMSY COASTERS
oooooooooops!

Oops! What a mess. Wait a minute, it's OK - that spill under your drink is actually a fabulous, flexible trompe l'oeil coaster. Learn More