Hacked USB Flash Drive
the OH! *#% flash drive

Holy crap-- somebody just went and TORE MY FREAKING USB CABLE IN HALF while it was still attached to my laptop! No -- wait -- sorry. That's just my USB flash drive. My bad. Never mind. Learn More

Feet First: San Francisco Manhole Mats
street style for your home

Manhole Mats are clever visual puns. They're great graphic designs. They're reproductions of some of the world's great manhole covers. They're 24 inches diameter, nylon flocked, super durable, indoor/outdoor floor mats. Street style for your home!

FEET FIRST mats are made from 100% recycled truck tires with durable nylon flocking, usable indoors or out, washable, durable, and endearing. Learn More

POUND
wood you like a snack?

Turn your party into a hard hat zone with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your cheese cubes and “manning up” your martini. The finishing touch is our wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base.
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COOL SHOOTERS
the fill and chill shot glass mold

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed with frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to your favorite sip! Learn More

BLACK BARS
instant anonymity

Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted attention. It is possible this product will make you appear ridiculous. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants may be required (check local city ordinances). Keep Black Bars away from Children and humorless adults. Learn More

CHOPSTICK KIDS
chinese with ease

Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone. You could practice for a few more years or you could just call the Chopstick Kids for help.

These soft, washable, food-safe hinges really keep your chopsticks in line and add an element of fun to the dining experience. And they're not just for kids either - We use ours all the time! Learn More

FUZZ
the crime scene scarf

Create your own crime scene with this extra-long, extra cozy knit scarf. Fuzz is acrylic with a touch of spandex for extra oomph. It's just shy of five feet long; and it's packed all rolled up in a clear drum for handy display. Learn More

SNACK & STACK
take along utensils

The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement. Learn More

BORROW MY PEN
pens guaranteed to leave an impression

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this sub-versive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Learn More