Hacked USB Flash Drive
the OH! *#% flash drive

Holy crap-- somebody just went and TORE MY FREAKING USB CABLE IN HALF while it was still attached to my laptop! No -- wait -- sorry. That's just my USB flash drive. My bad. Never mind. Learn More

Feet First: San Francisco Manhole Mats
street style for your home

Manhole Mats are clever visual puns. They're great graphic designs. They're reproductions of some of the world's great manhole covers. They're 24 inches diameter, nylon flocked, super durable, indoor/outdoor floor mats. Street style for your home!

FEET FIRST mats are made from 100% recycled truck tires with durable nylon flocking, usable indoors or out, washable, durable, and endearing. Learn More

POUND
wood you like a snack?

Turn your party into a hard hat zone with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your cheese cubes and “manning up” your martini. The finishing touch is our wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base.
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BLACK BARS
instant anonymity

Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted attention. It is possible this product will make you appear ridiculous. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants may be required (check local city ordinances). Keep Black Bars away from Children and humorless adults. Learn More

FUZZ
the crime scene scarf

Create your own crime scene with this extra-long, extra cozy knit scarf. Fuzz is acrylic with a touch of spandex for extra oomph. It's just shy of five feet long; and it's packed all rolled up in a clear drum for handy display. Learn More

SNACK & STACK
take along utensils

The silicone handles of these mid-size utensils lock together securely for easy storage and packing, not to mention endless amusement. Learn More

LED BED EFFECTS LIGHTS
pimp your bed and scare away monsters

The Bed Effects light comes with 5 interchangeable colored gels in 5 hot colors. The bed appears to be floating on a wave of light, while the floor and perimeter of the walls are also lit with a sea of color! Learn More

Everybody lies. If they say they don't, they're lying. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn't whether to lie, it's how. Excuses & Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. You'll never contemplate the honest route again!
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There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Target your opponent's looks, age, intelligence, character, or other sensitive attributes, because you'll be prepared with the appropriate--or completely inappropriate--putdown or comeback for any situation.
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