The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs (Hardcover)

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. The world’s worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? Learn More

Traditionally a voodoo doll is dedicated to only one person. But most of us have far more individuals in our lives who require blessings or hexes—hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad! Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true! Learn More

Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These utilitarian folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free are useful checkboxes and space for interior notation. Go forth and file! Learn More

Why shouldn’t filing be fun? These brazen folders add wit, color, and honesty to organization. Included for free is space for interior notation. Go forth and file! Learn More

WOOFERANG
a fetching toy

You know how boomerangs are supposed to come back to you when you throw them? You know how they never do? Well, the Wooferang always returns - in faithful Fido’s mouth! Playful pups can’t resist the allure of fetching this colorful boomerang made from vivid orange reinforced rubber. Learn More

FINGERFOOD
ultimate party multi-tasking

How to balance your pig-in-a-blanket with your Dom Perignon... that is the question. Fortunately, we’ve got the answer -- charming little plates with rings that fit right on your finger. Now you can balance your glass and your hors d’ouevres, and look positively in control the whole time. Genius! One size fits most, ten reusable plates per handy peggable pack. Learn More

The World's most famous paper cup, only this time it's not disposable! This classy NY souvenir is replicated in *CERAMIC* for home or restaurant use. Learn More

Whether or not we’re willing to admit it, we all harbor a bitch within. With the Bitch Kit, you can let your inner bitch roar! Includes oh-so-useful Dear Bitch, You Are Such a Bitch Because, and Bitch List pads, a “Bitchin’!” pin, and so much more. Learn More

DINNERSAURS
invite a dino to dinner

A million years in the making, this pair of prehistoric plate companions are just begging to join you at the table! They're soft, safe, and ergonomically designed to fit children's hands. Dinnersaurs are also clinically proven to make table time more fun. Just GRRRRRRab one and see! You get one Spoonosaurus and one Tricerafork in each beautiful plastic display box. Learn More