CALF & HALF
the udderly irresistible creamer

Generally speaking cows are more comfy in the barn than at the table, but Calf & Half is a perfect house guest. She's always in a good mooooooooood, an you will be too when you pour from this playful little pitcher. A gentle reminder of where our cream really comes from. Learn More

EQUAL MEASURE
kitchen measurements in a whole new light

Do you want to measure stuff the old-fashioned way or would you prefer to view your measurements in a surprising new light? Fred says, go for it - next time you make brownies, use a tyrannosaur's brain of flour, or sugar equal to the water in a cumulus cloud the size of the bus.

Equal Measure is half measuring cup, half laboratory beaker, and all fun. And don't worry, we included ounces, milliliters, and cups on the scale too! 2 1/2-cup capacity, heat-resistant, dishwasher-safe borosilicate glass, individually gift-boxed. Learn More

COOL JEWELS
the dazzling diamond ice cube tray

Dahling...everyone knows that ice cubes are a girl's best friend! Just fill this food-grade flexi ice tray with water or any kind of juice, and freeze. Then pop out the three-dimensional Cool Jewels and bling out your beverage! Freeze up a batch for your next party and spread the wealth! Learn More

BATTERFINGER
a handy little spatula

Uh, oh. Have you been caught sticking your finger into that irresistible cake batter again? Next time, don't gross everyone out - use your BatterFinger instead! Learn More

CLUMSY COASTERS
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Oops! What a mess. Wait a minute, it's OK - that spill under your drink is actually a fabulous, flexible trompe l'oeil coaster. Learn More

Have you ever wondered why a person said a certain thing, did a certain action, or just is plain annoying? Wonder no more! Just place the pointer on an emotional characteristic and you will be diagnosing your friends and family members in no time!
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Have you ever wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Stick this baby on your fridge and check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop. Learn More

Some new parents complain that the birth of their bundle of joy results in a commensurate drop in brain cells. While it’s probably overload rather than decreased IQ, the fact remains that any reminders are helpful. With this list, you’ll even remember your brain. Learn More

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs (Hardcover)

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. The world’s worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce? Learn More